Move toward the closest enemy. The dumber you are, the farther you move. (This is added on text)
Spend all of your mana and heal that much HP.
Down an ally in range 5 and steal their mana. It doesn't get injured. (Castable once per turn.)
Heal a unit and remove its debuffs. That unit gets +1 to a random stat and becomes The Alpha. If there is an Alpha, this spell has infinite range and must target it.
All units on dirt tiles get tossed to random nearby tiles and take damage when they land.
A burst of air that knocks back units diagonally from the target.
Spend all your mana. Give a unit within your line of sight a random stat up for every 3 mana spent (rounded up). Give enemies random stat downs instead.
A melee attack that inflicts Blind 5 and Bleed 1.
Upgrade one of your spells at random for the rest of the battle.
Gain +4 Brace until the next time you move.
Gain +1 Shield. This spell costs 0 mana the first time you cast it each turn.
Give +2 Diminishing Health Regeneration and +1 to a random stat to an adjacent unit.
Drop a boulder on an adjacent tile, damaging and displacing units it lands on.
Craft a Tinkerer armor piece into one of your empty armor slots.
Shoot 5 weak shots, each one has a 50% chance to miss.
Gain +1 Bonus Attack at the start of your next turn.
A melee attack that can only hit from behind. This attack ignores shield and has 50% crit chance. Boi
A weak melee attack. If this kills anything, you become The Alpha. If you are The Alpha, this spell deals 5 additional damage and inflicts Bruise.
Make an asteroid fall onto a tile within your line of sight. The asteroid deals damage and leaves a rock.
Take an extra turn after this one. You are AI controlled on that turn.
Revive a body to 1 HP.
Spawn a cooked meat pickup.
A melee attack that Immobilizes.
Backflip out of the way the next time you're targeted by an enemy.
Fart on a unit, inflicting Poison 3 and propelling yourself 3 tiles.
Set a bait trap that attracts enemies.
Throw a spider egg that spawns 3 spiderlings on impact.
Give a unit +5 Thorns until your next turn. (You can target yourself.)
A ranged attack that deals damage equal to half your , rounded up.
Knock a unit back 10 tiles.
